WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
Amon-Ra Doggin dismantled immadi's Blitzers 108.6 to 62.8 in a game that was over by the second quarter of the 1pm slate. immadi's Blitzers has requested that this game be stricken from the record. Request denied. This is Fake News Football — we keep receipts.
Tale of the Tape
Amon-Ra Doggin
immadi's Blitzers
Roots For
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
The Manager
Jimmy (Kalamazoo, MI)
Manoj (Naperville / Chicago, IL)
League Titles
0 — rookie season
0 — came achingly close last year
Record
2-1
2-1
Points For
346.7
399.3
Points Against
330.8
368.1
Two-Week Average
99.2
127.8
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+18.7
-130.1
Season High
108.6
192.9
Final
108.6
62.8
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
How Amon-Ra Doggin won it
Final: Amon-Ra Doggin 108.6 – 62.8 immadi's Blitzers. A blowout — this was over early.
Winning football. Amon-Ra Doggin put up 108.6 against a 99.2 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
Why immadi's Blitzers lost it
Final: Amon-Ra Doggin 108.6 – 62.8 immadi's Blitzers. A blowout — this was over early.
Not enough. immadi's Blitzers managed 62.8 against a 127.8 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks Amon-Ra Doggin
45.8 points. That's not a win, that's a message. Amon-Ra Doggin hung 108.6 on immadi's Blitzers and never let it get interesting. 108.6 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks Amon-Ra Doggin
Final: 108.6–62.8. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. Amon-Ra Doggin are trending +18.7 across two weeks at a 99.2 average; immadi's Blitzers are going -130.1. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
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