WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT

MrBigChest is a buccing curse.

Managed by scott · Ranked #1 in the Fake News Power Rankings

Record

3–0

Points For

428.7

Points Against

402.2

Streak

W-3

The Manager

Verified human (allegedly)

Scott · Tucson, AZ · Detroit Lions fan · Original member — Year 10

A league original and a perennial contender who has been close to the mountaintop more than once but never planted the flag. Ten years in, the ring case is still empty and the rest of the league is starting to feel bad for him. Starting to.

League titles: 0 — a decade of almost

Scouting Report

Compiled by interns

By the numbers: 147.7 points per game (Week 1: 139.6, Week 2: 155.7), a +16.1 trend, season high of 155.7 and a floor of 139.6. The arrow is pointing sideways.

Sitting at 3-0, MrBigChest is a buccing curse. are the definition of mid — which in this league means one monster week from total glory or total collapse. There is no in-between. There never is.

Riding a W-3 streak into this week. Momentum is real, say people who have never watched fantasy football.

Homer watch: Scott is repping Detroit Lions with Amon-Ra St. Brown, Jared Goff on the roster. Drafting with your heart is a strategy. It's just not a good one.

The commissioner's squad. Running the league AND occupying last place is a power move nobody asked for. Every ruling he makes now carries the distinct aroma of a man with nothing left to lose.

The difference-makers: Dak Prescott, Derrick Henry, Jeremiyah Love, Amon-Ra St. Brown. If two of them hit on the same Sunday, MrBigChest is a buccing curse. can beat anyone in this league. If none do — well, the game log tells that story.

“Our process is trust-based. We trust the process. The process has filed for divorce.”

Difference Makers

The names that decide Sundays

QB · DAL

Dak Prescott

Week 3 vs BAL: in Rio against Baltimore — and a Tim Heaney sit candidate this week.

QB · DET

Jared Goff

Week 3 vs NYJ: the Jets have allowed the 2nd-fewest passing yards in the league.

RB · BAL

Derrick Henry

Week 3 vs DAL: gets Dallas in Rio in one of the week's highest totals (low 50s).

RB · ARI

Jeremiyah Love

Week 3 vs SF: a middle-of-the-pack SF defense.

WR · DET

Amon-Ra St. Brown

Week 3 vs NYJ: the Jets have allowed the 2nd-fewest passing yards in the league.

WR · CIN

Tee Higgins

Week 3 vs PIT: Pittsburgh plays the 6th-lowest man-coverage rate, limiting shadow coverage.

The Roster

16 players, 14 of whom have names we recognize

Pos	Player	NFL Team	Fake News Grade
QB	Dak Prescott	DAL	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
RB	Derrick Henry	BAL	Certified bucket-getter.
RB	Jeremiyah Love	ARI	The manager's favorite. Nobody knows why.
WR	Amon-Ra St. Brown	DET	Boom-or-bust. Mostly bust. But BOOM.
WR	Tee Higgins	CIN	A warm body with a helmet.
WR	DJ Moore	BUF	Vibes are immaculate. Production is not.
TE	Jake Ferguson	DAL	On the roster. Technically.
RB	Ollie Gordon II	MIA	On the roster. Technically.
QB	Jared Goff	DET	A cornerstone. Of something.
WR	Quentin Johnston	LAC	A warm body with a helmet.
RB	J.K. Dobbins	DEN	The glue guy. The glue is old.
QB	Daniel Jones	IND	A cornerstone. Of something.
RB	Alvin Kamara	NO	Certified bucket-getter.
QB	Sam Darnold	SEA	Someone's fantasy team had to have him.
K	Brandon Aubrey	DAL	The glue guy. The glue is old.
DEF	Rams	LAR	A cornerstone. Of something.

Game Log

Week	Opponent	Result	Score	Narrative
Week 1	Trick Play Kristen	W	139.6 – 124.7	Handled business. Business has been handled.
Week 2	mikey_smokes_meat	W	155.7 – 147.6	Survived by the skin of their teeth. Teeth remain.
Week 3	Screamin' Scoobies	W	133.3 – 129.9	Survived by the skin of their teeth. Teeth remain.

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