WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT

Screamin' Scoobies

Managed by Bill Skubinna · Ranked #6 in the Fake News Power Rankings

Record

1–2

Points For

388.1

Points Against

359.3

Streak

L-1

The Manager

Verified human (allegedly)

Bill · Green Valley, AZ — formerly Seattle · Miami Dolphins fan · Original member — Year 10

The reigning champion. The three-foot Thor's hammer currently sits in his house in Green Valley. A league original and a professional — he also commissions the MFL league Elliot plays in. Beating him is the league's favorite hobby. Nobody's good at it.

League titles: 1 (2025 — reigning champion)

Scouting Report

Compiled by interns

By the numbers: 129.1 points per game (Week 1: 131.2, Week 2: 127.0), a -4.2 trend, season high of 131.2 and a floor of 127.0. The arrow is pointing sideways.

Sitting at 1-2, Screamin' Scoobies are the definition of mid — which in this league means one monster week from total glory or total collapse. There is no in-between. There never is.

Currently on a L-1 skid. The manager has been seen refreshing the waiver wire at 3am. We've all been there. Most of us left.

The difference-makers: Josh Allen, Javonte Williams, Kyren Williams, Jameson Williams. If two of them hit on the same Sunday, Screamin' Scoobies can beat anyone in this league. If none do — well, the game log tells that story.

“We didn't choose the mid life, the mid life chose us.”

Difference Makers

The names that decide Sundays

QB · BUF

Josh Allen

Week 3 vs LAC: in a tier of his own this week (Lindy's).

QB · SF

Brock Purdy

Week 3 vs ARI: a Tim Heaney recommended start in a favorable matchup.

RB · DAL

Javonte Williams

Week 3 vs BAL: a middle-of-the-pack BAL defense.

RB · LAR

Kyren Williams

Week 3 vs DEN: Denver allows the 4th-most fantasy points to RBs.

WR · DET

Jameson Williams

Week 3 vs NYJ: the Jets have allowed the 2nd-fewest passing yards in the league.

WR · SF

Deebo Samuel Sr.

Week 3 vs ARI: a middle-of-the-pack ARI defense.

The Roster

16 players, 14 of whom have names we recognize

Pos	Player	NFL Team	Fake News Grade
QB	Josh Allen	BUF	Vibes are immaculate. Production is not.
RB	Javonte Williams	DAL	Certified bucket-getter.
RB	Kyren Williams	LAR	A cornerstone. Of something.
WR	Jameson Williams	DET	Someone's fantasy team had to have him.
WR	Deebo Samuel Sr.	SF	Vibes are immaculate. Production is not.
WR	Ladd McConkey	LAC	Certified bucket-getter.
TE	Hunter Henry	NE	The manager's favorite. Nobody knows why.
RB	Braelon Allen	NYJ	Vibes are immaculate. Production is not.
QB	Brock Purdy	SF	On the roster. Technically.
RB	Jacory Croskey-Merritt	WAS	The manager's favorite. Nobody knows why.
QB	Baker Mayfield	TB	The glue guy. The glue is old.
WR	Brian Thomas Jr.	JAX	A cornerstone. Of something.
RB	Tyler Allgeier	ARI	Someone's fantasy team had to have him.
WR	Michael Pittman Jr.	PIT	On the roster. Technically.
K	Jason Myers	SEA	Someone's fantasy team had to have him.
DEF	Steelers	PIT	Someone's fantasy team had to have him.

Game Log

Week	Opponent	Result	Score	Narrative
Week 1	Marnie	L	131.2 – 138.6	A heartbreaker. The group chat showed no mercy.
Week 2	MrBigChest'sWildRide	W	127.0 – 87.4	Handled business. Business has been handled.
Week 3	MrBigChest is a buccing curse.	L	129.9 – 133.3	A heartbreaker. The group chat showed no mercy.

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