WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
immadi's Blitzers won. Conspiracy Theory lost. The group chat has opinions.
Final: immadi's Blitzers 192.9 – 136.1 Conspiracy Theory
immadi's Blitzers dismantled Conspiracy Theory 192.9 to 136.1 in a game that was over by the second quarter of the 1pm slate. Conspiracy Theory has requested that this game be stricken from the record. Request denied. This is Fake News Football — we keep receipts.
Tale of the Tape
Conspiracy Theory
immadi's Blitzers
Roots For
Los Angeles Rams
Green Bay Packers
The Manager
Jensen (Fullerton, CA)
Manoj (Naperville / Chicago, IL)
League Titles
1 (the inaugural season)
0 — came achingly close last year
Record
0-3
2-1
Points For
416.5
399.3
Points Against
490.4
368.1
Two-Week Average
139.0
127.8
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
+5.8
-130.1
Season High
141.9
192.9
Final
136.1
192.9
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Why Conspiracy Theory lost it
Final: immadi's Blitzers 192.9 – 136.1 Conspiracy Theory. A blowout — this was over early.
Not enough. Conspiracy Theory managed 136.1 against a 139.0 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
How immadi's Blitzers won it
Final: immadi's Blitzers 192.9 – 136.1 Conspiracy Theory. A blowout — this was over early.
Winning football. immadi's Blitzers put up 192.9 against a 127.8 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks immadi's Blitzers
56.8 points. That's not a win, that's a message. immadi's Blitzers hung 192.9 on Conspiracy Theory and never let it get interesting. 192.9 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks immadi's Blitzers
Final: 192.9–136.1. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. immadi's Blitzers are trending -130.1 across two weeks at a 127.8 average; Conspiracy Theory are going +5.8. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.
Los Angeles Rams
Green Bay Packers
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