WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT  ///  WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT  ///  WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
FAKE NEWS FOOTBALL
Week 2 · Game 5 of 6

mikey_smokes_meat
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MrBigChest is a buccing curse.

MrBigChest is a buccing curse. won. mikey_smokes_meat lost. The group chat has opinions.

Final: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. 155.7 – 147.6 mikey_smokes_meat

MrBigChest is a buccing curse. took care of mikey_smokes_meat 155.7 to 147.6. A professional win. No notes, except the ones we're taking, which say 'mikey_smokes_meat might want to check the waiver wire.'

Tale of the Tape

mikey_smokes_meatMrBigChest is a buccing curse.
Roots For Las Vegas Raiders logo Las Vegas Raiders Detroit Lions logo Detroit Lions
The ManagerMikey (Tucson, AZ)Scott (Tucson, AZ)
League Titles1 (a few years back)0 — a decade of almost
Record2-13-0
Points For417.2428.7
Points Against338.7402.2
Two-Week Average127.9147.7
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)+39.3+16.1
Season High147.6155.7
Final147.6155.7

Keys to the Game

Our analysts watched zero film

Why mikey_smokes_meat lost it

  1. Final: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. 155.7 – 147.6 mikey_smokes_meat. A nail-biter — it came down to the wire.
  2. Not enough. mikey_smokes_meat managed 147.6 against a 127.9 average — above their usual output — and it still wasn't enough.
  3. On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.

How MrBigChest is a buccing curse. won it

  1. Final: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. 155.7 – 147.6 mikey_smokes_meat. A nail-biter — it came down to the wire.
  2. Winning football. MrBigChest is a buccing curse. put up 155.7 against a 147.7 average — above their usual output, and it showed.
  3. On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.

The Debate Desk

🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks MrBigChest is a buccing curse.

8.2 points. That's not a win, that's a message. MrBigChest is a buccing curse. hung 155.7 on mikey_smokes_meat and never let it get interesting. 155.7 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.

📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks MrBigChest is a buccing curse.

Final: 155.7–147.6. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. MrBigChest is a buccing curse. are trending +16.1 across two weeks at a 147.7 average; mikey_smokes_meat are going +39.3. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.

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Smack Talk

keep it clean-ish

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