WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT /// WAIVER WIRE RESULTS: GORDON TO BUCCING CURSE. FOR $29, ALLEN TO SCOOBIES FOR $31, RAYMOND TO THE COMMISH FOR $30 +++ FINAL: Marnie BEAT MrBigChest'sWildRide 151.0-123.6 +++ FINAL: Trick Play Kristen BEAT THOR 140.6-106.3 +++ FINAL: Amon-Ra Doggin BEAT Conspiracy Theory 148.2-138.6 +++ FINAL: mikey_smokes_meat BEAT Comrade Gritty's 161.4-91.1 +++ FINAL: immadi's Blitzers BEAT Iron Jayden 143.6-123.5 +++ FINAL: MrBigChest is a buccing curse. BEAT Screamin' Scoobies 133.3-129.9 +++ WEEK 3 IN THE BOOKS — ALL SIX GAMES FINAL +++ Marnie LEAD THE LEAGUE IN SCORING AND WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT +++ BIGGEST BLOWOUT: Trick Play Kristen HUNG 84.9 ON Comrade Gritty's +++ HOT TAKE HANK EATS ANOTHER HAT (HAT COUNT: 0, HATS OWNED: 0) +++ Conspiracy Theory SCORE POINTS, WIN NOTHING, DEMAND RECOUNT +++ SPREADSHEET STEVE CORRECT AGAIN, INVITED TO ZERO PARTIES +++ THE COMMISSIONER IS IN LAST PLACE AND EVERY RULING IS NOW SUSPECT
Screamin' Scoobies took care of MrBigChest'sWildRide 127.0 to 87.4. A professional win. No notes, except the ones we're taking, which say 'MrBigChest'sWildRide might want to check the waiver wire.'
Tale of the Tape
MrBigChest'sWildRide
Screamin' Scoobies
Roots For
Pittsburgh Steelers
Miami Dolphins
The Manager
Elliot (Chicago, IL — originally Tucson, AZ)
Bill (Green Valley, AZ — formerly Seattle)
League Titles
2
1 (2025 — reigning champion)
Record
0-3
1-2
Points For
302.7
388.1
Points Against
386.3
359.3
Two-Week Average
89.6
129.1
Trend (Wk2 − Wk1)
-4.5
-4.2
Season High
91.8
131.2
Final
87.4
127.0
Keys to the Game
Our analysts watched zero film
Why MrBigChest'sWildRide lost it
Final: Screamin' Scoobies 127.0 – 87.4 MrBigChest'sWildRide. A blowout — this was over early.
Not enough. MrBigChest'sWildRide managed 87.4 against a 89.6 average — below their usual output, and it cost them.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
How Screamin' Scoobies won it
Final: Screamin' Scoobies 127.0 – 87.4 MrBigChest'sWildRide. A blowout — this was over early.
Winning football. Screamin' Scoobies put up 127.0 against a 129.1 average — below their usual output — and still got it done.
On to next week. The FNF Model has already forgotten this game. The group chat has not.
The Debate Desk
🔥 Hot Take Hank
Picks Screamin' Scoobies
39.6 points. That's not a win, that's a message. Screamin' Scoobies hung 127.0 on MrBigChest'sWildRide and never let it get interesting. 131.2 is the season high now, and the rest of the league just quietly updated their threat board.
📊 Spreadsheet Steve
Picks Screamin' Scoobies
Final: 127.0–87.4. What stands out isn't just the margin — it's the direction. Screamin' Scoobies are trending -4.2 across two weeks at a 129.1 average; MrBigChest'sWildRide are going -4.5. One of those arrows points at the playoffs. The other points at the waiver wire.
Pittsburgh Steelers
Miami Dolphins
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